Roswell is famous for being where the first real claims of UFO sightings were announced. It's also the location of an Air Force base, and the UFO's were probably experimental aircraft. OR, that's what the government wants you to think.
|Mayans knew about aliens as well as doomsday prophecies.
|You bastards didn't have to kill him!
After we had our fill of space creatures, we hit the road again and headed to Austin, Texas.